Tits In Motion

nospam@example.com (your host) — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:51:00 -0700

This might just be one of those days when a picture is worth a thousand words:

Yes, small titted chicks, there is hope — as long as you can read Chinese, you can get this book and find out the diet and tit message techniques that will take you up one cup size or more in no time flat.

IANAD: THE ABOVE POST IS NOT INTENDED NOR IMPLIED TO CONSTITUTE MEDICAL ADVICE, DIAGNOSIS, OR TREATMENT. ALWAYS VISIT OR SPEAK TO A QUALIFIED HEALTH SERVICE PROVIDER IN PERSON PRIOR TO STARTING TO RUB YOUR TITS ACCORDING TO A CRAZY CHINESE BOOK ON A DAILY BASIS IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO INCREASE YOUR CUP SIZE IN LIEU OF PROVEN AESTHETIC SURGERY BREAST AUGMENTATION METHODS SUCH AS SILICON IMPLANTS.

Chinese Girl Culture

nospam@example.com (your host) — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:44:11 -0700

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Looking at the title thinking I'm going to talk about something in China similar to the cuteness movements of Japan, plastic surgery of Korea, or fashion of elsewhere? Hardly. Haha!

Seat Relocations

In China, if you're a guy, there's a heck of a good and simple way to find out if girls think you are disgusting or stinky slime-bag. Find a seat next to a girl on a half-crowded bus or subway, and see how quickly she relocates to another spot should a seat between two girls, or next to a less disgusting male open up. Girls have no hesitation WHATSOEVER. (And it makes good sense -- it's congruent with the Chinese public behavior philosophy of "People You Don't Know, Don't Exist.")

Just the other day a real weirdo plopped down three spots to my left. The attractive girl two to the left immediately relocated to my immediate left. I thought she might have been between a rock and a hard spot with that move -- because just being a strange alien foreigner gets me some automatic "move away" points. Much to my surprise, when the weirdo looking dude disboarded, the girl did not relocate, but stay in the spot next to me. That's a first!

Being Naked

Compared to their Western counterparts, a lot of Chinese girls seem to be natural born nudists. Just ask the nearest chick you know who lives with a female roommate if either of them has any inhibition in walking around the house ass-naked or sleeping that way year-round. The cold winter nights pose no particular problem, as roommates are liable to sleep ass naked in the same bed to keep each other warm. Absolutely no lesbianism involved, just pure sisterly love and caring.

One of my friends who stayed in a hotel room with a whole troupe of females relayed to me the fascination it held for some Western chicks observing a spontaneously formed Chinese chick nudist colony for the first time. (Being that he is a male, I haven't the foggiest how he ended up there.)

Lonely Nights

Again in stark contrast to their Western counterparts, I know of numerous Chinese girls who find it very troublesome to have a roommate that often travels out of town or stays many nights at a boyfriend's place. They want somebody to share their bed and keep them company at night. In some cases it's also a matter of feeling unsafe (or downright terrified) being alone at night.

Versatile Utensils

Just as Chinese seem to put no limitations on brands and enthusiastically buy Playboy dress clothes or Pepsi footwear, there is no artificial cultural limitation imposed on the use of electric appliances. Take for example the blow dryers supplied in public showering facilities. The bush down there ain't so terribly different from the head of hair up top, now is it? Who has a good reason not to spread'em wide and blow that crotch dry? Keep from catching cold!!!

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